December 2010
Gordon: I’m assuming nobody wants chips or anything.
Me: DO YOU HAVE PARTY...
Mom 1, Phil 0
Phil was talking about speakers he bought to hook up to satellite radio.
Phil: I know how to hook up anything.
Mom: You don't know how to hook up with a woman though! Hahaha
Phil: Ohhhhhhhh!! Hahahahaha! Don't even go there, don't even go there!
The look on the mans face was absolutely priceless.